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Cointhief

Cointhief

@KingGoblin Sure, sounds like a dexterity check to me, so you passed a DC 15 just now.

As the others were daydreaming about giant goldfish bowls full of hot mermaids, Squishy squished instantly into action. With a gaseous *bbbrrrRRRP* the plasmoid flew through the air, and they were right on top of the offensive explosive lickety split. With a quick twirl and sashay reminiscent of Nut-thwacker's (the famous ballet) third act, the ticking time bomb was sent right back to sender with a big Fleet F-U.

"..." The giff hadn't anticipated such advanced tactics from mere cadets.

*KABLAM*

The lumbering, 7-ft tall chunks of meat tumbled sideways as a massive explosion disintegrated a 20-ft crater of the once majestic Spelljamming vessel, but not fast enough. They were both caught in the blast and buried in a rain of debris and for a moment, it seemed like they had vanished just as suddenly as they appeared...blown to bits.

But then the first shots were fired.

Springing up from mounds of rubble and upturned capstans, the musket wielding soldiers counter-struck with fantastic expertise...handling the smokepowder firearms with nearly doubly the speed you've ever seen Tarto achieve...

A hail of bullets streams across the deck. At first it seems like defensive suppressive fire, until a crackerjack shot catches Lazuli in their most sensitive vacuole.


Giff ignore loading on guns, so they can multiattack.

Giff are 60 ft from PCs.

Lazuli takes 14 piercing.

giff 1: -22

giff 2: -22

@DM-Tareth @JubalBreakbottle Yahs and Celsior to end round 1, and Lazuli can post again for top of round 2.

Round 1:
Lazuli
Seal Team 6
Yahs, Celsior <--UP

Cointhief

Cointhief

@KingGoblin Sure, sounds like a dexterity check to me, so you passed a DC 15 just now.

As the others were daydreaming about giant goldfish bowls full of hot mermaids, Squishy squished instantly into action. With a gaseous *bbbrrrRRRP* the plasmoid flew through the air, and they were right on top of the offensive explosive lickety split. With a quick twirl and sashay reminiscent of Nut-thwacker's (the famous ballet) third act, the ticking time bomb was sent right back to sender with a big Fleet F-U.

"..." The giff hadn't anticipated such advanced tactics from mere cadets.

*KABLAM*

The lumbering, 7-ft tall chunks of meat tumbled sideways as a massive explosion disintegrated a 20-ft crater of the once majestic Spelljamming vessel, but not fast enough. They were both caught in the blast and buried in a rain of debris and for a moment, it seemed like they had vanished just as suddenly as they appeared...blown to bits.

But then the first shots were fired.

Springing up from mounds of rubble and upturned capstans, the musket wielding soldiers counter-struck with fantastic expertise...handling the smokepowder firearms with nearly doubly the speed you've ever seen Tarto achieve...

A hail of bullets streams across the deck. At first it seems like defensive suppressive fire, until a crackerjack shot catches Lazuli in their most sensitive vacuole.


Giff ignore loading on guns, so they can multiattack.

Giff are 60 ft from PCs.

Lazuli takes 14 piercing.

giff 1: -22

giff 2: -22

@DM-Tareth @JubalBreakbottle Yahs and Celsior to end round 1, and Lazuli can post again for top of round 2.

 

Round 1:

Lazuli

Seal Team 6

Yahs, Celsior <--UP

Cointhief

Cointhief

@KingGoblin Sure, sounds like a dexterity check to me, so you passed a DC 15 just now.

As the others were daydreaming about giant goldfish bowls full of hot mermaids, Squishy squished instantly into action. With a gaseous *bbbrrrRRRP* the plasmoid flew through the air, and they were right on top of the offensive explosive lickety split. With a quick twirl and sashay reminiscent of Nut-thwacker's (the famous ballet) third act, the ticking time bomb was sent right back to sender with a big Fleet F-U.

"..." The giff hadn't anticipated such advanced tactics from mere cadets.

*KABLAM*

The lumbering, 7-ft tall chunks of meat tumbled sideways as a massive explosion disintegrated a 20-ft crater of the once majestic Spelljamming vessel, but not fast enough. They were both caught in the blast and buried in a rain of debris and for a moment, it seemed like they had vanished just as suddenly as they appeared...blown to bits.

But then the first shots were fired.

Springing up from mounds of rubble and upturned capstans, the musket wielding soldiers counter-struck with fantastic expertise...handling the smokepowder firearms with nearly doubly the speed you've ever seen Tarto achieve...

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Giff ignore loading on guns, so they can multiattack.

Cointhief

Cointhief

@KingGoblin Sure, sounds like a dexterity check to me, so you passed a DC 15 just now.

As the others were daydreaming about giant goldfish bowls full of hot mermaids, Squishy squished instantly into action. With a gaseous *bbbrrrRRRP* the plasmoid flew through the air, and they were right on top of the offensive explosive lickety split. With a quick twirl and sashay reminiscent of Nut-thwacker's (the famous ballet) third act, the ticking time bomb was sent right back to sender with a big Fleet F-U.

"..." The giff hadn't anticipated such advanced tactics from mere cadets.

(editing)

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