Roi

There were 24 enemies and about 6 guards. I said "I have something for you. It isn't very rare or valuable..."

I grabbed my longbow and cried "It's a fight!" and critted him in the mouth on my first shot.

About 6 of the bandits left then and there. But the others ganged up on one guy and he got hurt bad. If I didn't duck out of the fight then, he would have been dead by the next round. The day was saved and we found this healing beer for him in the city.

I realize I didn't die, but it was hilarious for me the noob.