CatullusCato

This game popped up in the MW splash page, and I thought it was an IRL discussion of Jonathan Major's conviction...

Thanks QJ! There sure were some twists and turns in the adventure, and we had a very satisfying Battle Royale, and then the PCs beating down Orcus like the pompous bag of necrotic pus he is.

Echoing Stiehle's thoughts - this was a ton of fun and congrats to QJ for getting us to the end, even without the End-of-the-First-Star-Wars style pat on the head from Bruenor. On Horek: Some PCs just incline themselves a certain way, and you need to play them like that or it feels kinda wrong and awkward. (I never intended Elena to be as earnest and straight-laced as I did - i was intending them to be a funny but bitchy kind of drag queen, but that was the way the PC "wanted" to be played.)

Maybe drop by Bruenor and say, "hey, we solved the problem before you commissioned us, because we're that good?"

Playing a PbF game unfortunately does not count for service awards. Also, we don't even get a pat on the head from Bruenor? We need an agent. Or is the lack of rewards from Bruenor a side-effect of the wibbly-wobbly time travel?

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TG Drow Elf Conquest Paladin 6/Whispers Bard 8 (CG) AC: 17/22Half Plate/Militades' Shield+3 | HP: 94/94 | Temp HP: 30/30 | HD: 14/6d10+8d8 | Status/Effects: "StatBlock" Drow Conquest Paladin/Bard CG AC 22/17 (Half-Plate) HP 21/114 Temp HP 0/20 Speed 30ft Str 23[13] (+1) Dex 16 (+3) Con 12 (+1) Wis 8 (-1) Int 8 (-1) Cha 20 (+5) Attacks +2 Whip +12 1d4+8 Mace (either) +10 1d6+6 Long Bow +7 1d8+3 Mace of Terror DC 15/Fear Channel Divinity DC19/Fear Bardic Inspiration: 6/6 Spell slots: 4(4)/ 3(3)/ 2(3)/ 1(3) /0(2)/1(1) AC: 22Half-Plate+Militades’ Shield | Initiative: +4 | Passive Perception: 12 Saving Throws STR 23[13] (+13) DEX 16(+10] CON 12 (+8) INT 8 (+5) WIS * 8 (+10) CHA * 18 (+18) Proficient Skills: Acrobatics +7, Deception +16, Intimidation+16, Perception +4, Persuasion +11, Performance +11. Jack of All Trades Add Half Proficiency to skill checks without proficiency Inspiring Leader Feat Add (Level + CHA) bonus Temp HP to up to six friendly creatures Languages: Common, Elvish, Undercommon Tool proficiencies: Disguise Kit, Thieve's Tools, Pipes Elena contains their horror at forced musical theater with a novel idea: "Perhaps, having saved the Underdark, we can get two archmages at King Bruenor's court to create simulacra of us. Those can attend the opera, and then we can mercy-kill our duplicates - that would be the humane option."

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TG Drow Elf Conquest Paladin 6/Whispers Bard 8 (CG) AC: 17/22Half Plate/Militades' Shield+3 | HP: 94/94 | Temp HP: 30/30 | HD: 14/6d10+8d8 | Status/Effects: "StatBlock" Drow Conquest Paladin/Bard CG AC 22/17 (Half-Plate) HP 21/114 Temp HP 0/20 Speed 30ft Str 23[13] (+1) Dex 16 (+3) Con 12 (+1) Wis 8 (-1) Int 8 (-1) Cha 20 (+5) Attacks +2 Whip +12 1d4+8 Mace (either) +10 1d6+6 Long Bow +7 1d8+3 Mace of Terror DC 15/Fear Channel Divinity DC19/Fear Bardic Inspiration: 6/6 Spell slots: 4(4)/ 3(3)/ 2(3)/ 1(3) /0(2)/1(1) AC: 22Half-Plate+Militades’ Shield | Initiative: +4 | Passive Perception: 12 Saving Throws STR 23[13] (+13) DEX 16(+10] CON 12 (+8) INT 8 (+5) WIS * 8 (+10) CHA * 18 (+18) Proficient Skills: Acrobatics +7, Deception +16, Intimidation+16, Perception +4, Persuasion +11, Performance +11. Jack of All Trades Add Half Proficiency to skill checks without proficiency Inspiring Leader Feat Add (Level + CHA) bonus Temp HP to up to six friendly creatures Languages: Common, Elvish, Undercommon Tool proficiencies: Disguise Kit, Thieve's Tools, Pipes Elena nods, satisfied, puts away the holy relic, and starts to Prestidigate away the demon ichor. They mutter under their breath: "Find a willing woman? Orcus is more likely to get a gig as a stand-in for Lathander." They then look around, irritated: "Of course, we forgot to ask De Vir for a teleportation circle scroll. So a long trek back to the surface it is. I'll need new boots at the end of this."

Probably going to retire Elena from MW after this: there's few hardcovers that go to Level 14+. I think if you run 15 or 20 hours of AL content, you'd have enough service award hours to award yourself a Staff of Power. Hmm, as players can claim service awards from participating in a streaming session, does playing a PbF game count as "streaming?" Might be worth asking Ma'at on the official discord...

Pretty sure the Wand of Orcus is verboten. And the rationale for using the Orderer is gone with the Demon Lords dispatched.

Great, now I don’t have to fix the coding on Elena’s header. Nice job with the Bands, Lemonstyx. That screwed him over nicely.

I'm just bummed I was one point off from a three-digit damage round...

No change in Elena's actions - I'd still have had to use the Misty Step to get next to Orcus, and all I would have done with a bonus action would have been to recast Hex. Nice damage this round! Hopefully we dispatched him to the Abyss, maybe?

Good thing I had Grazz't peace out on the demon boss battle. Because he'd have enjoyed being put into bondage and being beaten by a drag queen.

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TG Drow Elf Conquest Paladin 6/Whispers Bard 8 (CG) AC: 17/22Half Plate/Militades' Shield+3 | HP: 94/94 | Temp HP: 30/30 | HD: 14/6d10+8d8 | Status/Effects: "StatBlock" Drow Conquest Paladin/Bard CG AC 22/17 (Half-Plate) HP 21/114 Temp HP 0/20 Speed 30ft Str 23[13] (+1) Dex 16 (+3) Con 12 (+1) Wis 8 (-1) Int 8 (-1) Cha 20 (+5) Attacks +2 Whip +12 1d4+8 Mace (either) +10 1d6+6 Long Bow +7 1d8+3 Mace of Terror DC 15/Fear Channel Divinity DC19/Fear Bardic Inspiration: 6/6 Spell slots: 4(4)/ 3(3)/ 2(3)/ 1(3) /0(2)/1(1) AC: 22Half-Plate+Militades’ Shield | Initiative: +4 | Passive Perception: 12 Saving Throws STR 23[13] (+13) DEX 16(+10] CON 12 (+8) INT 8 (+5) WIS * 8 (+10) CHA * 18 (+18) Proficient Skills: Acrobatics +7, Deception +16, Intimidation+16, Perception +4, Persuasion +11, Performance +11. Jack of All Trades Add Half Proficiency to skill checks without proficiency Inspiring Leader Feat Add (Level + CHA) bonus Temp HP to up to six friendly creatures Languages: Common, Elvish, Undercommon Tool proficiencies: Disguise Kit, Thieve's Tools, Pipes Elena reels from the demon lord's onslaught, but Orcus after the fireball washes over him and then shimmers and appears on the platform next to him, pounding him with a bony holy relic. "Die, father of pustulence." Elena's Fabulous Actions Movement - 30' Bonus action - Misty Step Action: Attacking Attack 1 Damage 1: Thighbone of Saint Markovia - BludgeoningRadiant Psychic Blades Damage Divine Smite 4th level Using Channel Divinity: Guided Strike To make the first attack hit. Attack 2 Damage 2: Thighbone of Saint Markovia - BludgeoningRadiant Divine Smite 3rd level Crit fish on Attack 1 and 2, in case of advantage: Crit fish on Attack 1 Crit fish on Attack 2 Erck, old habits die hard. Made a syntax error. Crit fish on Attack 1 Crit fish on Attack 2 Looks like a total of 99 points of damage. If Orcus is at less than 25 hp, he needs to make a WIS save, DC 15 or be destroyed. If he makes the save, he's still frightened of Elena (unless he's immune to the frightened condition.)

Did Chance's Iron Bands hit? As if it hit, he'd be restrained (and on the ground, unless he has a hover speed).