Taigains

Ysabel is canonballing to test the 'we all die' one

o_o What spelcaster are you looking at? she has a plus 0. (Per DCC rules i should say, I think? have I been doing this wrong this whole time o~o)

Ysabel 4/9 (?) Wizard 3 Str: 4-3 (-2) Agi: 7-6 (-2) Sta: 6-5 (-2) Per: 11 (+0) Int: 11 (+0) Lck: 9-2 (+0) Spellburn: Str -3, Agi -6, Sta -5, Badass +∞ "OW! OWIWOWOWOWOW! Screw it! It worked last time so lets fo it again! MAGIC!" Ysabel runs tonthe closest cobweb, and instead of taking a few strands, bearhigs it and takes as much as she can! "Gimmi moar spiders???? MOAR!" Ooc

WIZ-GAT | STATS:13 ~ WIZ:16 | HP : 1/19~HD 3/3D8 SPEL SLOTZ | L1 2/3 "On diffent note, Volo! You should get into writing~ I bet a primer on goblins would fetch quite a pretty sum over time. I hear they are quite docile toward Balder's Gate. In fact, I bet you could just walk up and into their camp, ask them questions, no problems." The kobold coughs and his holy symbol feels like its buzzing with... smugness? Maybe Gond has an issue with this odd character, but Wiz-gat dosnt care. He starts playing with any gold he has been handed and his eyes dilate with joy. "If onlyz I had a boozum companion~ that would make life perfect!"

Wait... did anything weird happen when Ysabel used said cobwebs to summon Threadrick? PS: Ysabel is like... dead right? I have no idea how to calculate my hp but i know she was suuuuuuuuuper low health after the first fight. if she isnt, she is going to attempt to burn this place to the ground. How? Not important.

*Slams table* WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO SOONER! ill finish today or tomorrow~ Yay! Shinangins!

XD Its a joke~ This whole idea came from a Brennan Lee Mulligan clip where he talked about a paladin he made. He had been a crook, found god and all that jazz, but he had a Jersey accent. I am horrible with any kind of accent~ but I bake plenty of personality into my characters~ (it comes from my own :3)

OH! I will give you personally... Engage the JERSEY ACCENT! Laughs in redemption!!!

Vvakk 'The Knife' Hopsk "Do enough wrong in your life and you find yourself in a place you don't like, with people you dont trust doing things that are... unspeakable." Basic Information Race: Hobgoblin| Sex: Male | Age: 43 Size: Medium | Height: 6'3" | Weight: 310 lb Alignment: Lawful 'Getting Better' Background: Ex-Myriad Operative Personality "Redemption is a long amd difficult road. One does not make the way harder by rushing and breaking an ankle, do they?" I am always calm, no matter what the situation. I never raise my voice or let my emotions control me. Ideals "So, so many today 'do what must be done' and I would be hypocritical to say that was wrong. What they dont realize, is how far those 'little necessities' can move them from where they started. I hope to remind them of the good intentions they set out with." Redemption. There's a spark of good in everyone. (Good) Bonds "I don't want to talk about what happen in Bassuras." I'm guilty of a terrible crime. I hope I can redeem myself for it. Flaws "Oh! M~My nose is blue you say!? What ever could have done that I wonder... I certainly dont know where your picnic basket went." I have a 'tell' that reveals when I'm lying Proficiency Bonus +2 | AC: _ | Max HP: _ | Speed: 30ft | PP: _ | Init: _? | Darkvision: 60ft STRENGTH DEXTERITY CONSTITUTION INTELLIGENCE WISDOM CHARISMA 17 (+3) 11 (+0) 16 (+3) 13 (+1) 13 (+1) 14 (+2) +3 STR Save +0 DEX Save + 3 CON Save +1 INT Save +1 WIS Save +2 CHA Save +3 Athletics +0 Acrobatics +0 Sleight of Hand +0 Stealth +1 Arcana +1 History +1 Investigation +1 Nature +1 Religion +1 Animal Handling +4 Insight +2 Medicine +4 Perception +2 Survival +0 Deception +0 Intimidation +0 Performace +0 Persuasion Bold: Trained skill Expertise: Backstory Every adventurer's got a story to tell. Background: Myriade Operative Skill Proficiencies: Deception, Stealth Tool Proficiencies: Dice set, Theives' Tools Feature: Criminal Contact You have a reliable and trustworthy contact who acts as your liaison to a network of other criminals. You know how to get messages to and from your contact, even over great distances; specifically, you know the local messengers, corrupt caravan masters, and seedy sailors who can deliver messages for you. Background Q&A What's one small heroic deed you've already accomplished? Do you give your trust easily, or do people have to earn your trust? What's one thing you want more than anything else? How will being an adventurer help you achieve it? Why is your character in Jigow? What brought them here? Racial Traits Class Features Equipment & Wealth Currency:_ gp _ sp _ cp Equipment Qty Weight Cost

Yea so. I 100% think she is mortal now, she dosnt know it.

I give a totally wizard bardic inspiration to help you with your snark shot

I added a bit to my last post~ hopefully it does something. If not... I regret nothing.

Can I add something to my last post? I commanded threadrick but haven't done anything other than verbally trip the light fantastic.

Ysabel Wizard 3 Str: 4-3 (-2) Agi: 7-6 (-2) Sta: 6-5 (-2) Per: 11 (+0) Int: 11 (+0) Lck: 9-2 (+0) Spellburn: Str -3, Agi -6, Sta -5, Badass +∞ "DONKEY MANURE! HEY MALCONTENT! IF YOUR UNDYING ARE YOU EVEN REALLY LIVING!? WHAT IS LIFE BUT THE SWINGING BALANCE OF LIGHT AND DARK!? I say you should cast off your imortality and tase the true sweetness of a mortal coil! Threadrick, kill that snake!" Ysabel spouted verbal diarrhea as her mind raced. She still clutched the coin in her hands... the coin that revealed the truth. She thought again about the illusion and now. How different it was, why did Malice wait so long. She could feel a thread, an outline of an idea. The coin brought them all to reality... it broke their waking dream. With a sudden flash of her eyes she gripped the coin tightly! In a sudden flash she ran straight at Malice. As she did she opened her arms wide for a hug. As though accepting her fate and asking for death at the demons hands. Ooc Yeap... not doing anything but spout and telly spooder ro do his thing~ PS! Ysabel will attempt to touch Malice with the coin as she hugs her

Yes but more. Knock out, cut up, spead pieces across multiple containers, burry them on different planes.

WIZ-GAT | STATS:13 ~ WIZ:16 | HP : 1/19~HD 3/3D8 SPEL SLOTZ | L1 2/3 Wiz-gat flails like a rat as he is held by the scruff. He gives up with a huff once he realizes the folly in an attempt to free himself via nawing off his head. "Mez think to count trill encounter as 'fight' youz need to... Hit it? Perhapz?"

Heh... as a warlock of tiamat, yea... a troll toss is nothing compared to the emotional abuse he has been through... nor what he went through in the tribe... or the times he has blown himself up...

WIZ-GAT | STATS:13 ~ WIZ:16 | HP : 1/19~HD 3/3D8 SPEL SLOTZ | L1 2/3 "I ACCEPT! GIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIE! Wiz-gat need buy all the things~ yes yes yes... is ten dragold enough buy skyship? Wiz-gat want skyship. Make clutch on skyship and never have wory 'bout caveins again."

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Partial inspiration for WIZ-GAT.

WIZ-GAT | STATS:13 ~ WIZ:16 | HP : 1/19~HD 3/3D8 SPEL SLOTZ | L1 2/3 "Wiz-gat name not Inpain... hmm... Me change mind. Name is Wiz-gat Inpain, very funny, much like. WHAT IS OUR JOB!? I need money to afford medicen... and new gond idol." Wiz-gat stands up, coughs a bit, and gets on top of a table. "ANYONE HAZ A SPAIR GOND IDLE!? ME'S WENT WITH TROLL IN ITS TEETH! I also accept tips for services and or entertainment provided. May Gond be with you, long live the intuitive mind in us all, FEAR THE COMING DOOM OF TIAMAT, I'll be here till this guy says i go somewhere else."

-3- Killen my cult vibe man~ Puts down knife hovering over Quin's chest...

thank the gods i have legitimately forgotten the raunchy joke i referenced.

Ok... So.... worst case senario... we are in reality. IN THAT CASE!? Can I cast with spellburn... from somone elses body? If I stab Malice hard enough (or Quin) can I use their stats for spell burn? IE can I ritually sacrifice other peoples stats for my spells? Taigains, 2024, asking the important questions

Must resist raunchy joke....