reviewed Tun Eraldishmuab, Dwarf Rage-Baker

[AbsentWizard]

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Personality

• Distrusts anything written down because ideas are alive but written stuff is dead, so reading is a form of necromancy. Refuses to admit to reading in general.
• Professional baker specializing in long-shelf-life and travel dwarf breads. Stress-bakes reflexively when confused, lost, depressed, etm.
• Anger management issues medicinally controlled through powdered dried cave frogs
• Drunkenly swore an oath to sacrifice one thousand living beings to Moradin, who doesn't even want the sacrifice. But 'an oath's an oath'
• Loves cheese (especially the pungent ones with mold), is lactose intolerant
• Believes in a rigorous, scientific approach to problem solving without impetuousness; is really bad at scientific thinking but doesn't recognize it

Ideals

• I must sacrifice evil living beings (preferably kobolds) to Moradin: 3/1000
• Legal systems are a contract between people and is what separates us from the animals. Without mutual agreement, everything else falls apart. It's like gluten.
• If there isn't a rule about something, there should be.

Bonds

• My sacks of yeast cultures, and cheese cultures
• The desiccated, gravel-filled bread icon of Moradin to which I make sacrifices

Backstory

- Was a really angry baby with early onset beard growth
- Won #2 in Children's League Dwarf-Pankration
- Diagnosed with anger and medicated
- Had first alcoholic drink (beer doesn't count)
- Drunkenly swore to sacrifice a thousand evil beings (technically, non-dwarfs) to Moradin
- Entered into apprenticeship with the Bakers Guild and graduated top of year's class (of 2)
- Rejected by Urist, childhood love. Found solace in baking.
- Won #3 Munitions Bread production prize during the Intervention Campaign of the 22nd War of Red Kobold Succession.
- Pushed a cauldron of kobolds off of a bridge into a raging river, but convinced by friends that this only counts as 1 kill.
- Rejected by Urist, childhood love, but doesn't remember it because proposal was done while blackout drunk.
- Graduated journeyman after winning #2 Munitions Bread production prize during the Intervention Campaign of the 29th War of Red Kobold Succession.
- Poison-killed entire kobold delegation with bad cake at the peace summit. Got really sick with food poisoning from eating poisoned cake. After deliberations, got 2 kills' credit after splitting with rest of Dwarf delegation.
- Banished (with honor) from hometown as show-punishment to assuage dwarf-kobold relationship. Would be welcomed back in a few years when current generation of kobolds have died out.
- Hired on as caravan baker/victualer to see the world, and started practicing cheesemaking.

Edited July 30, 2022 by AbsentWizard
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