parody April 23 In-Character Derek listened intently as the others spoke, their words a chorus of discontent aimed at the same target. He understood their thirst for justice, for he shared it in spades. Yet, a nagging suspicion whispered in the back of his mind, honed from years navigating the treacherous alleys of Korvosa. "Gaedren Lamm," he muttered, his voice rough like the windswept cliffs overlooking the city. The name conjured a viper's nest of memories: whispers of corruption, unanswered pleas for help, and the ever-present void left by Mira's disappearance. "He's woven a web of misery across this city, that much is clear." He met the gaze of each person present, searching for a glint of shared resolve or a flicker of doubt. "But are we flies caught in that web, or the spiders ready to tear it down?" He paused, his falconer's eyes sharp and unwavering. "Call me Derek," he said, a hint of challenge in his tone. "And I'll gladly join any hunt that brings Lamm to justice." He gave the offered wine a skeptical look. "Besides," he added with a gruff chuckle, "celebrations are for victories won, not battles joined. Let's hear what our puppet master has in store before we break out the good stuff." Character Details Character Stats Derek Steelwind Human ranger (sable company marine, urban ranger) 1 CG Medium humanoid (human) Init +2; Senses Perception +6 -------------------- Defense -------------------- AC 16, touch 12, flat-footed 14 (+4 armor, +2 Dex) hp 12 (1d10+2) Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +3 -------------------- Offense -------------------- Speed 30 ft. Melee lance +5 (1d8+6/×3) Ranged shortbow +3 (1d6/×3) Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (10 ft. with lance) Special Attacks favored enemy (humans +2) -------------------- Statistics -------------------- Str 18, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 14, Cha 10 Base Atk +1; CMB +5; CMD 17 Feats Furious Focus[APG], Mounted Combat, Power Attack Traits missing son or daughter Skills Disable Device +2, Handle Animal +1, Intimidate +4, Knowledge (geography) +4, Knowledge (local) +4, Perception +6, Ride +4, Stealth +4, Survival +6, Swim +6 Languages Common SQ track +1, wild empathy +1 Other Gear lamellar (leather) armor[UC], arrows (20), lance, shortbow, backpack, bedroll, belt pouch, flint and steel, hemp rope (50 ft.), mess kit[UE], pot, torch (10), trail rations (5), waterskin, 40 gp -------------------- Special Abilities -------------------- Favored Enemy (Humans +2) (Ex) +2 to rolls vs. humans foes. Furious Focus If you are wielding a weapon in two hands, ignore the penalty for your first attack of each turn. Mounted Combat (1/round) Once per round you can attempt to negate a hit to your mount in combat. Power Attack -1/+2 You can subtract from your attack roll to add to your damage. Track +1 Add the listed bonus to Survival checks made to track. Wild Empathy +1 (Ex) Improve the attitude of an animal, as if using Diplomacy.
parody April 23 In-Character "A game?" Derek mused, a glint of amusement in his eyes. He wasn't one to shy away from a challenge, but something about the setup felt off. Could be a trap, he thought, his eyes scanning the room for any hidden threats. "Could be," he admitted aloud, his gaze lingering on the others, "but let's not forget the prize. Gaedren Lamm. Justice for his deeds is long overdue." He paused, then added with a smirk, "Though I'll admit, I'm more interested in delivering justice than playing by someone else's rules. For now, call me Derek. And as for the wine," he said, eyeing the bottle cautiously, "I think I'll wait and see what else our host is serving." Character Details Character Stats Derek Steelwind Human ranger (sable company marine, urban ranger) 1 CG Medium humanoid (human) Init +2; Senses Perception +6 -------------------- Defense -------------------- AC 16, touch 12, flat-footed 14 (+4 armor, +2 Dex) hp 12 (1d10+2) Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +3 -------------------- Offense -------------------- Speed 30 ft. Melee lance +5 (1d8+6/×3) Ranged shortbow +3 (1d6/×3) Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (10 ft. with lance) Special Attacks favored enemy (humans +2) -------------------- Statistics -------------------- Str 18, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 14, Cha 10 Base Atk +1; CMB +5; CMD 17 Feats Furious Focus[APG], Mounted Combat, Power Attack Traits missing son or daughter Skills Disable Device +2, Handle Animal +1, Intimidate +4, Knowledge (geography) +4, Knowledge (local) +4, Perception +6, Ride +4, Stealth +4, Survival +6, Swim +6 Languages Common SQ track +1, wild empathy +1 Other Gear lamellar (leather) armor[UC], arrows (20), lance, shortbow, backpack, bedroll, belt pouch, flint and steel, hemp rope (50 ft.), mess kit[UE], pot, torch (10), trail rations (5), waterskin, 40 gp -------------------- Special Abilities -------------------- Favored Enemy (Humans +2) (Ex) +2 to rolls vs. humans foes. Furious Focus If you are wielding a weapon in two hands, ignore the penalty for your first attack of each turn. Mounted Combat (1/round) Once per round you can attempt to negate a hit to your mount in combat. Power Attack -1/+2 You can subtract from your attack roll to add to your damage. Track +1 Add the listed bonus to Survival checks made to track. Wild Empathy +1 (Ex) Improve the attitude of an animal, as if using Diplomacy.
