Slacker
How did you come to this in your life? Where did you go wrong? You didn’t, actually, as what you have “done” is just following someone else and living off the results of their success.

You don’t feel the urge to do anything, you do not have any outstanding ability. No special feature whatsoever. And that’s the way you like it: why struggle when someone else can do the job for you and you can live and bask in their glory? What really matters is to find a party to exploit, and a band of knaves will do just fine.

In many ways, the slacker is the quintessential soul of Brancalonia: a never-do-well with no ambitions, a lazy nobleman, a certified layabout, a buffoon with no redeeming qualities, an idle ruffian, a commoner with no qualities.

The slacker does not contribute any benefit to a Band, but they contribute a unique gift, their utter, unrestrained laziness, which they have refined into a true form of art. A slacker never feels like doing anything, and they need a huge incentive just to get out of bed in the morning.

Equipment: An inherited heirloom, a stolen jacket, a mismatched certification, a pouch with 30 sp that fell into your hands in a sheer stroke of luck.

Feature: The Art of Opportunism
You can turn a failed ability check or saving throw into an automatic success for yourself, at the expense of an allied creature within 10 feet and that you are able to see. That creature will have disadvantage on its next check or saving throw, as the slacker stole its opportunity. Until you finish a long rest, you can’t use this feature again.

Suggested Characteristics
Your knowledge and proficiencies are just like everybody’s, but you just don’t feel like putting them to good use, and you have to be persuaded to take care of even the smallest tasks.