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Yeah, sorry

Yeah I'm sorry, I think my heart's just not in it

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 The horned girl zones out a little as she focuses on her connection with her serpentine companion, mostly ignoring the grizzled man going on about the good ole days. After a bit, she glances back at them. "He found something, I think it could be an ambush. Or a corpse? Hard to say." She chuckles a little "You know I grew up here? I guess it's not as hot as riding around in the raw desert all the time, but it's still Arizona. So, we want to avoid, or try to ambush the ambush?"   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 14) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4)

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 Janet rolls her eyes "Met with us, or the weird old guy? I'd say this is on him." She crouches down behind something as she watches her familiar slithering in to scout.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 14) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4)

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 Janet pants as they walk through the hot sun. "I don't suppose any of yall got some ability to summon ice cream?" When they spot the railroad cars, she stops, looking around. "This seems...dangerous. I suppose I could send Sir Slithers ahead to scout?" The snake peeks out of her bag, looking annoyed. If a snake could look annoyed.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 14) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4)

Janet is more concerned with getting the hell out before reinforcements show up

boy this site's working great, definitely ready for launch in a few days...

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 When their bullets drop one of the men and the last flees, Janet moves to finish him off, only to see Dan take a shot, hearing the thud of the former soldier. "Well, that's that, I guess. You're right, we oughta get out of here. Here, I will patch you up a bit better than that, just gonna grab my gun real quick." She runs up the stairs, the sound of a herd of elephants unexpected from such a small woman. She grabs her rifle, quickly reloading it before running back downstairs, grabbing her bag. She walks out the front doors, her eyes bugging out at the sight. "Dude, what the **** is wrong with you? Gross... You're not like, a serial killer or something, are you?" Trying to hold down her lunch, she will help healHealing hex, only usable once per day per person each of the others a bit.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 14) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC Healing Dan Healing Olivia Healing Bhagat

Yeah colors seemed to be broken for me lately too

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 The young woman scrunches her nose in disgust as the man she'd tried to put down for a nap meets a grizzly end instead. "Ew..." Rather than continue, she decides to just try to shoot the others, taking aim down at one near the door fighting Olivia. "What she said, Pure freaks, **** off!" She takes a careful shot at the one she can see better, carefully aiming to avoid her compatriot.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 14) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC Standard: Single shot at #1 Semi-auto pistol attack:1d20+7=24 pistol damage:1d8=3

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 Janet grumbled, aiming her pistol around the corner, trying to get a good shot at the soldiers. But even as she may not know these others she just met, she doesn't want to accidentally hit one of them. So she tries to put the man to sleep again.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 14) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC Standard: Slumber Hex on #4 again (accursed hex), DC 14 Will save Move into room

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 The loud clomping sounds of the combat boots belie the size of the small woman as she comes to the corner, pistol in hand. Rather than immediately fire into a mass melee with several of her new acquaintences, she tries to repeat her trick and put the nearest PURE asshole to beddy-bye.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 14) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC Move to corner Standard: Slumber Hex on #4, DC 14 Will save

       Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 Janet grins as she sees the man take a nap. It wouldn't last long, but it still bought her some time. With her pistol out, she headed to the stairs to help the others downstairs, it sounded pretty nasty down there.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 13) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC Standard/move: double move to get to stairs  

Just as an fyi, the slumber hex only lasts a round per level, not a minute

Now if only there were still in-text dice rolling...

       Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 Janet lets out a hiss as one of the injured man's shots wings her, the other hitting the wall by the window she was ducking in. "God damn it. Stay down ya asshole!" She pops her head out just enough to get a look at him, her eyes glowing a little as she tries to put him to sleep, then sets her rifle aside, drawing her pistol to fire.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 13) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC Standard: Use Slumber Hex on rifleman, DC 14 Will save Move: Draw Pistol  

       Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 The young woman rolls her eyes, shouting back down, "We didn't all turn into a vehicle or whatever, old man!" She moves to the window, aiming her rifle down at the men who'd been shooting from afar, firing the gun at the one Olivia hadn't hit. She couldn't help but chuckle at him calling the one who looked most like an angel a devil.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 13) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC Move to kneel at window. Standard to fire rifle at uninjured man  

As it says on the tin

here's all I see

Every grid map of a house always looks wild. Bedrooms always end up huge, like who has a 20x20' bedroom

I think I've got her pretty much done

       Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 Janet jumps, very nearly shooting at the man who had appeared out of nowhere. "You're damn right it's gettin worse when random old men just appear out of nowhere!" She listens to him going on, and when he mentions the hunters down the street, she turns to look back at the door the new arrival had just come through. "You couldn't have warned us a little earlier? You really needed to wait until slow-poke got here?" She sighs, holstering her pistol and picking up the rifle she had leaning on the couch. "Steve the...farrier? Like a guy who makes horseshoes? Or a guy with a boat...and he's gone" She rolls her eyes when she looks back to find him missing, only his cryptic whispers left behind. She gives Dan a nod, moving toward the stairs. "Let me know if anyone gets hit, I can help a little with the wound." She hisses, her familiar slithering out, and she squats down quickly to pick him up, putting him into a large pocket before disappearing up the stairs, heading to one of the rooms on the front of the house on the second floor.   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 13) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC    

 Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 Janet gives the old man a look man a look only a girl whose teenage years in college had been interrupted by a magical apocalypse could, and rolls her eyes. "Just open it, we'll deal with them." When Olivia opens the door and the man just...walks in she lets out an audible "Ugh" sound. "Well, most of us didn't just announce our presence so audibly. Maybe we should've just pretended nobody was home." She stands up from her crouch behind the furniture. "I don't suppose you're delivering a pizza or anything? I miss pizza..."   Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 13) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC    

Janet Goldwyn | AC 14 | CMB +5 | BAB +3 | Hit Points: 36/36 | Size: Medium | Speed: 30 ft | Init: +5 | Fort: +5 | Ref: +6 | Will: +3 | Grit: 3/3 "Dialogue RGB #870033" Tools of the Trade Spells: Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Detect Magic, Message L1: Charm Person, Murderous Crow Hexes: (DC 13) Healing, Slumber MW Semi-auto pistol +7 (1d8, x2) | Bolt-Action Rifle +6 (2d8, 19-20/x4) Actions/OOC

Plan is to go into Dragon Disciple after another barbarian feat or 2. Still need to do gear and story. I have it vaguely in mind, still need to ponder more