My hill !!!

[Tetsubo_2017]

This is a thread that is a continuation of a thread by the same name on the og sight

 

The ob ject is to come up with a well thought out and unique way of knocking off whoever is holding the hill top, in this case .. .. ..

*sets up anti Onigato antenna array*

Me! This is my hill!

Edited December 14, 2023 by Tetsubo_2017 (see edit history)

[Avaday Daydream]

*blows up a Very Big helium balloon*
*holds on to the balloon string as it starts to float away*
*floats up to the top of the hill*
*lets go and ties the balloon string around Tetsubo*
*wags his tail and waves as Tetsubo floats away*

My hill?

[Tetsubo_2017]

Flies way up high, pops the helium balloon and comes crashing back on the hill landing on Avaday Daydream and knocks him off the hill.

 

My hill.

[Onigato]

My lagomorphic ears immediately started twitching when someone tries taking My Hill, but first the anti-Onigato barrier must come down. We'll start by gnawing through the power cables that lead off site, and once the barrier is down it's My Hill once more.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!

Now where should I put the carrot patch....

[Lex Samreeth]

Releases a horde of wolcoons - half raccoon, half wolf, all derptato - upon the land. And they've all had chili dogs.

I claim my rightful place, wearing a gas mask as the grass withers under a relentless cloud of frrrrrrt

My Hill

[Onigato]

Biological warfare has been banned by the Geneva Convention, as has chemical warfare, and this definitely qualifies as both.

One call to the UN and the Hague later (along with a call to the local Animal Control to gather up the stinkies), and Lex Samreeth is facing a war-crimes trial, the newly created species of wolcoons are undergoing study at the local animal preserve, and I'm restarting my garden on the side of MY HILL after it wilted. At least all the poo will make a reasonable compost eventually.

[Tetsubo_2017]

*drops a Czar Bomba on Onigato then watches from 300 miles away*

That should be a safe distance

*Rebuilds hill*

 

MY HILL!

Edited February 5 by Tetsubo_2017 (see edit history)

[Onigato]

*Blinks at the bright flash from the next hill over*

Huh... AIM BETTER NEXT TIME!!!

*goes back to tending my garden on top of MY HILL*

[Lex Samreeth]

The garden rumbles as suddenly an enormous spoon spinning like a drill bursts out of the soil, sending carrots flying everywhere. I emerge and pick up Onigato, calmly dropping him down the hole

It's amazing what can happen when they put you in a prison for giants due to a clerical error.

Anyhoo, it's MY HILL

[Onigato]

Ah, I see you've never watched the movie about my (many times) great-granduncle.

In a flying, biting, kicking, bloody mess Lex Samreeth is beheaded by the Great-grandnephew of the Rabbit of Caerbannog, and his body will ne'er be found after I bury it deep in my compost pile.

But now I have to fill in this silly hole on My Hill and might as well get started now.

[Tetsubo_2017]

*pushes onigato into hole and fills it with concrete mixed with duranium*

 

MY HILL!!

[Onigato]

Don't you know rabbits can dig? You throw me in, I see that concrete mixer pull up to the hole (on top of my garden no less, you'll pay for that), and I just start digging my way free, angling up to be right under your feet and slide you into your own slurry.

Disrespecting the garden like that, harumph, and on My Hill no less...

[Inash]

*Gets his buddy Tom, great-grandnephew of Tim the Enchanter* to fireball the rabbit so I can claim My Hill and plant some rhubarb and strawberries.*

Edited February 9 by Inash (see edit history)

[Onigato]

I don't remember Tim the Enchanter killing great-uncle. Something about a "Holy Hand Grenade", of which there was only one ever made. But you planted rhubarb and strawberries, I can forgive the scorched fur for those crops.

I'll just kick you down the hillside with a rabbit-kick, reclaiming My Hill and the new crops.

[Tetsubo_2017]

On 2/9/2024 at 9:03 AM, Inash said:

*Gets his buddy Tom, great-grandnephew of Tim the Enchanter* to fireball the rabbit.. .. ..*

Uh he's a demon bunny, ergo, immune to fire.

 

I'm pretty sure onigato is not immune to a cloud of radioactive fallout

*points to said cloud approaching *

And I am the immortal unliving, so I will just sink down into this slurry of radioactive resistant concrete and chip my way out and when all are gone, claim

 

 

MY HILL