Cointhief Posted November 12, 2023 Author Clone Share Posted November 12, 2023 The no-longer-in-a-hurry halfling, soaked in Lazuli's inner body fluids, finds little satisfaction from the sloppy pat on the head. Sitting there dumbfounded, it picks a small mitochondrial organelle from its ear wiping its mouth with a few of his scattered homework assignments. "Dag-blast-it...that's the second time this week..." Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM-Tareth Posted November 12, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 12, 2023 (edited) Yahs Anirys Plasmoid Monk 1 CG AC: 16 | HP: 9/9 | HD: 1/1 | PP: 13 | Inspiration: Yes | Speed: 30 ft Str 11 (0) Dex 16 (3) Con 12 (1) Wis 16 (3) Int 11 (0) Cha 9 (-1) Attacks: Spear (P)1d20+5;1d6+3 | Unarmed(B) 1d20+5;1d4+3 | Sling(B)1d20+5;1d4+3 | Quarterstaff-Mop(B) 1d20+5;1d6+3 Magic: Sacred Flame (DEX vs DC13; 1d8) | Shield of Faith(Bonus; +2AC) Having found just the right place for her bucket, Yahs is just starting to neatly store her acquired items in the foot locker when the shouting erupts. "Once again into the breech." She says picking up her mop and hurrying over to the ruckus to see one of her own team being ganged up on by several other cadets. Feeling almost certain their instructors would frown upon fighting in the barracks, she didn't hesitate a second before stepping up to swing the hard handle of her mop toward the knee of the chubby looking cadet. Not hard enough to kill, but certainly enough to get his attention or at least run him off. Sure, she'd end up peeling potatoes again or some other disciplinary action, but she'd not let one of her own get mobbed and not help. Before the mop could land, the quick reflexes of the plasmoid were already jabbing an extended pseudopod to kidney punch the one who was still getting his hair cut by his mother. Mop Attack verses Chubby Martial Arts verses Bowl Cut Edited November 12, 2023 by DM-Tareth (see edit history) Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Mop Attack verses Chubby 18; 7 1d20+5;1d6+3 [13]; [13,4] Martial Arts verses Bowl Cut 11; 4 1d20+5;1d4+3 [6]; [6,1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobtheWizard Posted November 12, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 12, 2023 "Lou" Louis Dufray (Goblin Ranger) sheet AC: 16 | HP: 12/12 | Initiative: +3 | Passive Perception: 17 | FeaturesAdv. on saves vs. charm 60' Darkvision BA Hide or Disengage Fury of Small: 2/2 LR Favored Foe: 2 /2 LR Hit Dice: 1 / 1d10+2 LR Conditions: none Lou was putting his things on his bed when he heard the commotion a few bunks over. He had just put the cartridges into the shotgun and was about to place it under his pillow. He was considering having another peppermint, but uncharacteristically decided to wait for later. He only had so many. His bow on his back and his scimitar in his belt, he carries the shotgun out to Chaeek's bunk, just in time to see him in headlock from the snickering elf. Lou doesn't really understand fighting just to fight. If you fight, you should try to killl the other person, or they might kill you. He's not sure if he should join this fight and kill these attackers or just let the others deal with it, but decides Chaeek is nice enough and we don't have time to wait for this to play out. He opens the shotgun to make sure the cartridges are in it and shuts it with a loud click before pointing it at the moon elf. "STOP! We don't have time for this. Anyone else throws a punch and they'll get to taste some buckshot." Mechanics Main Hand: Empty Off Hand: Empty Move: to Chaeek's bunk Manipulate: grab shotgun Action: ready action to shoot the shotgun if they don't stop or if someone attacks any of us. Bonus Action: none Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls roll 16 keep(2d20,highest,1)-1 17,14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cointhief Posted November 12, 2023 Author Clone Share Posted November 12, 2023 Lou, roll Intimidation with advantage. Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eyeball Kid Posted November 13, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 13, 2023 At Veena's mention of Bacon and the puppeteer parasite, Chaeek, still trying to keep his head turned to keep from being made to swallow the button, replies, "So you're already brain damaged! That explains so much...." Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoblin Posted November 13, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) Lazuli Lazali Lulura, AKA Squishy AC 17 | HP 11/11 | HD 1/1 | Inspiration Yes | P.Perception 15 Saves: Str -1 | Dex +3 | Con +1 | Int +2 | Wis +5 | Cha +0 Resistances: Acid and Poison After seeing what was happening, Lazuli charged in with a lusty battle cry, flailing her pseudopods like mad at Zits. Actions Move: - Action: Unarmed Strike at Zits. She has a -1 strength modifier, Unarmed Strike does 1+Strength damage, so hit or miss, she isn't doing any damage. Bonus: - Reaction: - Edited November 13, 2023 by KingGoblin (see edit history) Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Unarmed Strike To Hit 4 1d20-1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cointhief Posted November 13, 2023 Author Clone Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) Round 2: Yahs, Celsior, Nazira, Lou, Lazuli <- UP Veena, Zit Chaeek (8/10) Bowl-cut, Chubbs @BobtheWizard Please roll Intimidation with Advantage. @Mild Scribe, @JubalBreakbottle Any actions before enemies turn? Edited November 13, 2023 by Cointhief (see edit history) Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobtheWizard Posted November 13, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 13, 2023 I added it to my post above Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cointhief Posted November 13, 2023 Author Clone Share Posted November 13, 2023 1 minute ago, BobtheWizard said: I added it to my post above I see, thanks. Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JubalBreakbottle Posted November 14, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 14, 2023 (edited) Celsior Loriniscil, Prince of Alfheim Inspiration Yes | HP 8/8 | HD 1/1 | Step 2/2 | Shield 1/1 Recovery 1/1 | 1st-level 2/2 When Celsior arrives at the scrum, the melee was well out of hand. Their goblin escalates the brawl with that new shotgun. Unable or unwilling to add oil to that fire, the prince creates a spectral, floating hand and tries to snag the button from Veena's hand or at least prevent their hadozee from ingesting it. Mechanics Active spells: Familiar (stored) Action: Cast Mage Hand trying to grab the button Edited November 14, 2023 by JubalBreakbottle (see edit history) Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mild Scribe Posted November 14, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 14, 2023 Nazira "Naz" Amar Hearing trouble Nazira headed from her sorting out her bunk to find the source. She discovered one of her estwhile compratiots in fight with a elf. Looking at the choice bunk Chaeek had drawn it didn't take long to figure out what had happened. Mystra's teats she steps out for a minute and a fight breaks out. Well not like she could say this was the first, or last, time that had happened. Still assessing the situation Naz saw the goblin pull out his new toy and hid a moment of panic. Nothing for it then. Steel rang in the air as she pulled free her rapier. "I'd listen to the goblin Biir O’Si," Naz said, swearing briefly in elvenBiir = Garbage O'si = Mother Togther = Mother of Garbage I made up the combo but looked up both words in Realm elven. , to the ringleader, "It's pretty obvious who started this, but you ain't gonna finish it well either way." With that Naz dropped to a fighter's stance, ready for this to turn into a blood bath in another second. OOC Delay: Naz is making sure to act after Lou pulls the gun Action: Intimidate/Persuasion specifically against Veena as you prefer. Bonus identical Alternate: If the above doesn't require an action Naz will ready an attack with her rapier against the closest bully. [Not rolled] Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Intimidation/Persuasion 15 1d20+4 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cointhief Posted November 14, 2023 Author Clone Share Posted November 14, 2023 (edited) *SlaP* Your mind wanders briefly to simpler times down by the river, that old rope swing that would launch a younger self into the joys of summer. That crisp, quick dip on a hot day of field work. The look of your romantic interest the instant you were in freefall. The painful belly-flops terrorizing colonies of dragonflies, ending romances before they started. Such was the sound of Yahs' attack, summoning the strength of a summer wave against the fat rolls of Chubby's lovehandles. The poor kid vomited in his mouth, seemingly holding it together somehow after such a devastating strike. Veena used the loud crack to make her move, finally gripping Chaeek's upper and lower jaws apart and flicking the button like a stinky platinum coin upwards for a trick shot. But the spectral force of the Prince provided mercy to such horrors becoming reality, the slender elven ghost hand snatching the tumbling button right out of the air. The hand gave Veena a final, stern thumbs-down in disapproval. Then came shocked shrieks, and time froze. Flutterbuster's mean double barrels hungrily sniffed at Veena's neck like a starved mastiff. Chaeek felt himself released, not so much that Veena let go...moreso just due to the fact that she was completely motionless. Her eyes turned without her head towards the snooping deadly cylinders, and from the corner of her mouth managed to get out "Easy...everyone...relax...just a little fun..." When Nazira calls the paralyzed prankster the mother of garbage it seems to require a great deal of energy for the moon elf to maintain her composure. Lazuli suddenly bursts in from the side of the crowd in a blur of psuedopods flailing wildly and hitting nothing...turning up the awkwardness dial of the entire scene to 1000. Veena flinched slightly adding "Ok. Where do we go from here?" Luckily the Great Aetheria Plague of 1337 suddenly struck the student body once again, with the cadets in the crowd breaking into coughs and jostling their bodies oddly. *CoUGh-ficer kkk-officer* they mumbled. The hard, steady steps of the giff officer broke through. Her monocle removed, the resident advisor scanned the scene and let out a very long sigh "...Dangit guys, who broke all these pencils?" Edited November 14, 2023 by Cointhief (see edit history) Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eyeball Kid Posted November 14, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 14, 2023 "The robustly figured one...", Chaeek replies, gathering up the broken pieces of the pencils. "But fear not", he says as he begins to Mending cantrip the bits back together. "I think they can be saved!" Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobtheWizard Posted November 15, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 15, 2023 "Lou" Louis Dufray (Goblin Ranger) sheet AC: 16 | HP: 12/12 | Initiative: +3 | Passive Perception: 17 | FeaturesAdv. on saves vs. charm 60' Darkvision BA Hide or Disengage Fury of Small: 2/2 LR Favored Foe: 2 /2 LR Hit Dice: 1 / 1d10+2 LR Conditions: none Lou, satisfied that the situation is under control lets the end of the shotgun move away from Veena's face, lowering the end to the ground, even if he is disappointed that he didn't get to try out his new toy. He makes no attempt to hide the weapon when the giff officer arrives, knowing he did nothing wrong. "Everything is under control, sir. Except the former pencils. Those are a mess." Once everything is calm, Lou is ready to move on to the training. But since there are apparently untrustworthy cadets here, he decides to take his important gear with him - his weapons, his armor, and his peppermints. Mechanics Main Hand: Empty Off Hand: Empty Move: none Manipulate: none Action: none Bonus Action: none Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM-Tareth Posted November 15, 2023 Clone Share Posted November 15, 2023 (edited) Yahs Anirys Plasmoid Monk 1 CG AC: 16 | HP: 9/9 | HD: 1/1 | PP: 13 | Inspiration: Yes | Speed: 30 ft Str 11 (0) Dex 16 (3) Con 12 (1) Wis 16 (3) Int 11 (0) Cha 9 (-1) Attacks: Spear (P)1d20+5;1d6+3 | Unarmed(B) 1d20+5;1d4+3 | Sling(B)1d20+5;1d4+3 | Quarterstaff-Mop(B) 1d20+5;1d6+3 Magic: Sacred Flame (DEX vs DC13; 1d8) | Shield of Faith(Bonus; +2AC) Hearing the sudden cacophony of phlegmy coughs, Yahs quickly flips the mop wet side down and begins swabbing the floor near the pencils. She attempts to whistle an innocent tune but mostly ends up creating a raspberry accompanied by a soft ectoplasmic spray. Seeing a trio of broken pencil haves floating in her foot, the plasmoid tries to casually push her internal fluids to move the objects into a new pod and hands the rather damp valuables to Chaeek. She then continues to work the mop along the floor. Edited November 15, 2023 by DM-Tareth (see edit history) Name xDiceName xDiceResult xDiceString xDiceRolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts