Anthr4xus Posted December 1, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 1, 2022 What's this? They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss Why that looks so unique, inspired They're gathering around to hear a story Roasting chestnuts on a fire What's this? What's this? What's This? from the Nightmare before Christmas soundtrack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharmingSatyr Posted December 2, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 2, 2022 Well done, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthr4xus Posted December 2, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 2, 2022 We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be A friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So We took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW Microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed On toward the city dump. Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dump Closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off Into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted December 2, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 2, 2022 You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant (excepting Alice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted December 3, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) And we was sitting there talking about father raping and all sorts of cool groovy stuff. 37 8 by 10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one… Alice’s restaurant and massacre by Arlo Guthrie Edited December 3, 2022 by Inash (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted December 3, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 3, 2022 Ok. Need more coffee. Roughtrade already answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted December 3, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Inash said: And we was sitting there talking about father raping and all sorts of cool groovy stuff. 37 8 by 10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one… Alice’s restaurant and massacre by Arlo Guthrie And I said, "Shrink. I wanna kill." "Eat burnt, dead, bodies and feel their veins between my teeth..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted December 3, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Inash said: Ok. Need more coffee. Roughtrade already answered. Santa kissed me under the mistletoe Tasted like eggnog and it was gross Said he was lonely and it had been a while The elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes He sat me down and went on and on Wouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone He said the plumber must've done something right He fixed her pipes then she paid him back all through the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted December 4, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 4, 2022 Second Verse Santa kissed me under the mistletoe I kept wondering how far this would go We talked and drank until it was light Then the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fight But I kept thinking of the swag for free Besides, the old geezer needs some company Well, I've been broke this year, it wouldn't be so bad I hate to admit it, but he's the best I've ever had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted December 6, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 6, 2022 It's hard to tell if y'all don't know the song or if no one is checking into this thread.... Santa kissed me and I kissed him back, but I did it for the toys Figured I could get something more than I did from other boys Santa kissed me and I kissed him back, but I did it for the toys Smiled at me and wanted to see if I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted December 6, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 6, 2022 I don't know the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted December 7, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 7, 2022 "I Did it for the Toys" ~Dance Hall Crashers Maybe it's too early for Christmas songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted December 7, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 7, 2022 Try this one then: I'm falling down a spiral, Destination unknown A double-crossed messenger, All alone I can't get no connection, I can't get through, Where are you? Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind This far from the borderline And when the hit man comes He knows damn well he has been cheated And he says..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted December 7, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 7, 2022 <something something> to the twilight zone. <something something> feels like being alone. <something something> Where do we go now that we've gone to far. Golden Earing - Twilight zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted December 7, 2022 Clone Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) he was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three. Listen and listen well, he's a bad motherfu- Gimmie that god damn book! Here, let me read you this one. Christmas in Compton. It was a silent night, yes, a holy night until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaf------ Edited December 7, 2022 by Inash (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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