TheRedGoat Posted February 28 Clone Share Posted February 28 And lo, a fiery portal from hell erupts under the unassuming lapin, driving it away as The Red Goat emerges. Having beaten back the denizens of damned to secure himself a new afterlife, he lays claim to His Hill once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onigato Posted February 28 Clone Share Posted February 28 *whines* Guuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyssssss!!! You're supposed to keep the damned in Hell! What good is it being one of the Princes of Hell if my subordinates allow the damned to escape! Whelp, you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself. I grab that naughty escapee goat by the horns, open a portal to the deepest, darkest, most foul and depraved corner of Hell (the one reserved for people who talk at the theater), and toss him in, shouting "Get the grill goin' boys!" as I do so. Fortunately that naughty goat didn't have a chance to eat the crops on top of My Hill before I dealt with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted February 28 Clone Share Posted February 28 The fiery light show clues me in to being on the wrong hill. After watching the show and enjoying some popcorn, I cut a deal with some archangels. Clear up that hell bunny on my hill in return for homemade strawberry rhubarb pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onigato Posted February 28 Clone Share Posted February 28 You've not watched S1 of Hazbin Hotel yet, have you? You really should do that Inash, you'd have learned that summoning Archangels doesn't work on a Prince of Hell. Lu Lu wouldn't accept anyone weaker than him as a full fledged prince after all, and he took down that *bleep*ing *bleep*er *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* Adam in the *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep*. A couple Archangels are easy prey for the Demon Bunny, and those strawberries and rhubarb aren't ripe yet! You be patient over on your hill, and let me manage My Hill! *BLEEEEEEP!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted February 28 Clone Share Posted February 28 Having never even heard of Hazbin Hotel, I retreat to do some research. Maybe some Yugoloths.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howmanybones Posted March 4 Clone Share Posted March 4 I build a slightly larger fake hill out of various metals, and offer a trade opportunity. Without waiting for an answer, i jump from the fake hill straight into the, or rather, MY HILL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onigato Posted March 4 Clone Share Posted March 4 You ever tried jumping from one hill to another directly? Even the demon bunny can't make it in one jump, which is why you just end up landing far short of My Hill. And why would I want a metal hill anyways, I'm happy with my garden, TYVM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howmanybones Posted March 4 Clone Share Posted March 4 I deconstruct the metal hill to make a the-bird momentum device, which sets the speed and direction of a chosen target (The devil bunny) to the speed and direction of the nearest bird, which just so happens to be an eagle flying far, far away from My Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onigato Posted March 4 Clone Share Posted March 4 ACME rules apply, right? Or are we going to go Kung-Fu Hustle? Either way, I'm coming back riding my new pet eagle to drive you off My Hill. Odd though, I would have expected more birds to be closer, I guess the nigh constant explosions, portals to hell opening, and other craziness drove all the smaller ones away. Eh, keep's 'em outta my garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howmanybones Posted March 4 Clone Share Posted March 4 (edited) I grab a comically large bucket of paint and paint the hill blue to make people think it's a different hill, then i climb My Hill and attempt to start a corpse mining operation. (I mine for corpses and use the bones to use to fuel my machines, which i then use to mine for more corpses.) Edited March 4 by howmanybones (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onigato Posted March 4 Clone Share Posted March 4 You... you painted... YOU PAINTED OVER MY GARDEN!!!! *ker-schnick* goes the switchblade, ker-chop goes your knees as I cut you off, and ker-slice as we figure out just how many bones are in "HowManyBones". Corpse mining done, and it looks like 200 to me! I bury the meat in the edges of the garden, and since the paint hasn't had time to dry I'll start using the hose to spray the paint down and off My Hill until it is clean. Killed all the ladybugs and mantises too, *grumble grumble grumble*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howmanybones Posted March 4 Clone Share Posted March 4 (edited) Ghostly strings tie themselves to the bones, and take the bones to start a parade. Edited March 4 by howmanybones (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Samreeth Posted March 5 Clone Share Posted March 5 *Operates the topographical inverter, causing Onigato's hill to become a valley* Don't worry, the garden's still good. I'll just be enjoying myself on My Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsubo_2017 Posted March 5 Author Clone Share Posted March 5 I haven't seen you here in a long time! *side kicks lex off hill to Oni's valley* Thanks for making *MY HILL!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onigato Posted March 5 Clone Share Posted March 5 That which has been done can be undone. Gotta... figure... out... buttonsssssss... Dammit, this was built by Rocket, wasn't it? I'll just have to use a typographical rescrambler to change Lex's "Topographical Inverter" into a "Tropographical Inverter", inverting the trope of super science working for clever raccoon-like anthromorphs (obviously making sure it still works for lagomorphs), and since the super-science never worked in the first place My Hill is perfectly restored retroactively. Have fun rolling down the hillside into the surrounding plains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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