Eric Posted April 3, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 3, 2023 Sister’s sighing in her sleep Brother’s got a date to keep He can’t wait around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted April 3, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 3, 2023 Our House. In the middle of our street. I can't remember who performed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted April 4, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 4, 2023 Madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted April 4, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 4, 2023 Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" want to bait me Hook line sinker now your lady want to date me Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards" That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay? You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted April 5, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 5, 2023 Mama said talk this out and resolve Don't want to be involved so gimme a call when you evolve Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool Half with it half wit half finished high school Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl? Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare Want to snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyJaeger Posted April 5, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 5, 2023 Pretty sure that is Digital Underground's Humpty Dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted April 5, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 5, 2023 Nope. I will give a hint. The singer is a white rapper. Really thought this one would be easier. One of the few groups both me and my kids liked. Late 90s, early 2000's. This wasn't their biggest hit but it got good airplay. At least on the east coast. Also, that is both verses. All that is left is the chorus. "All in all your just a ... 'nother dick with no balls." "All in all your just a ... 'nother dick with no balls." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaz Ex Machina Posted April 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 6, 2023 I had to Google that, I'm quite uncultured when it comes to this band, but love some of their songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted April 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 6, 2023 I liked the idea of using that song because it was about the only one I could think of which can have the entire song printed out and it doesn't say the title anywhere. The Song was called "Right Turn Clyde" Before I say the name of the group, let's see if anyone recognizes their highest charting one The song's name is almost never used. I will accept the popular title that people called it. Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered Like my Waffle House hash browns Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaz Ex Machina Posted April 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 6, 2023 Yeah ok, "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, this is one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted April 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 6, 2023 12 minutes ago, Diaz Ex Machina said: Yeah ok, "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, this is one of my favorites. Yes! Also referred to as The Discovery Channel Song. Or “Do It Like The Discovery Channel” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaz Ex Machina Posted April 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 6, 2023 That tune was a banger when it came out, O was in middle school and still using cassettes, I melted the one with that on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted April 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Diaz Ex Machina said: was in middle school So were my kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted April 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 6, 2023 I was recently out of college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharmingSatyr Posted April 14, 2023 Clone Share Posted April 14, 2023 It's been a week, so I'm just gonna post one. Good luck! Fifteen years in the Academy He's like no cadet they'd ever seen A man so hard his veins bleed ice When he speaks, he never says it twice. They call him XXXXXXXXXX! His last name is XXXXXXXXXX You break the law and you wind up dead He keeps peace with his Lawgiver Judge, Jury, and Executioner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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