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Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" want to bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady want to date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee

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Mama said talk this out and resolve 
Don't want to be involved so gimme a call when you evolve 
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool 
Half with it half wit half finished high school 
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered 
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered 
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel 
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl? 
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare 
Want to snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? 
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime 
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time 
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum 
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum 
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone 
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

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I will give a hint.  The singer is a white rapper.

Really thought this one would be easier.  One of the few groups both me and my kids liked. 

Late 90s, early 2000's.  This wasn't their biggest hit but it got good airplay.  At least on the east coast.

Also, that is both verses.  All that is left is the chorus. 


"All in all your just a ...  'nother dick with no balls."

"All in all your just a ...  'nother dick with no balls."

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I liked the idea of using that song because it was about the only one I could think of which can have the entire song printed out and it doesn't say the title anywhere.

The Song was called "Right Turn Clyde"

Before I say the name of the group, let's see if anyone recognizes their highest charting one

The song's name is almost never used.  I will accept the popular title that people called it.


Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

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It's been a week, so I'm just gonna post one.  Good luck!


Fifteen years in the Academy
He's like no cadet they'd ever seen
A man so hard his veins bleed ice
When he speaks, he never says it twice.
They call him XXXXXXXXXX!  His last name is XXXXXXXXXX
You break the law and you wind up dead
He keeps peace with his Lawgiver
Judge, Jury, and Executioner!

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