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Oslecamo stuff is made to be silly, so I will be silly. Might pull the bloodline though - I started the build some time ago and don't remember a lot of the details. It's all nicely in a spreadsheet, but without a lot of 'why I did this' notes. Though it looks like I forgot to do the quadruple skill points at level 1; too much Pathfinder recently. Edit: Also. Oh My! those variants are perfect!

Neskas Weengoditin Neskas maintains a defensive stance as he slams his shield into the skeleton in front of him. Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2751552][B][SIZE=+1]Snappy[/SIZE][/B][/URL] M N WolfDog Mount (Charger), [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 2, [B]HP[/B] -9/18, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 17, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 15, [B]CMD[/b] 15, [B]Fort[/B] 4, [B]Ref[/B] 5, [B]Will[/B] 1, [B]CMB[/B] +3, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 1 [B] Bite [/B] 3 (1d6+2, x2) [B] Studded Leather Barding[/B] (+3 Armor, +2 Dex, +2 Deflect) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 15, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6 [B]Condition[/B] None M N WolfDog Mount (Charger), Level 1, Init 2, HP -9/18, Speed 30 AC 17, Touch 12, Flat-footed 15, CMD 15, Fort 4, Ref 5, Will 1, CMB +3, Base Attack Bonus 1 Bite 3 (1d6+2, x2) Studded Leather Barding (+3 Armor, +2 Dex, +2 Deflect) Abilities Str 15, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6 Condition None [URL=/sheets/?id=2751540][B][SIZE=+1]Neskas Weengoditin[/SIZE][/B][/URL] m NG Gnome Cavalier, [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 3, [B]HP[/B] 5/13, [B]Speed[/B] 15 [B]AC[/B] 19, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 18, [B]CMD[/b] 13, [B]Fort[/B] 4, [B]Ref[/B] 1, [B]Will[/B] 1, [B]CMB[/B] +2, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 1 [B]reach Lance (-) [/B] 4 (1d6+2, x3) [B] Longsword (-) [/B] 4 (1d6+2, 19-20/x2) [B] Shortbow (20) [/B] 3 (1d4, x3) [B] Scale Mail[/B], [B] Heavy Steel Shield[/B] (+5 Armor, +2 Shield, +1 Dex, +1 Size) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 14, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 12, Cha 14 [B]Condition[/B] None m NG Gnome Cavalier, Level 1, Init 3, HP 5/13, Speed 15 AC 19, Touch 12, Flat-footed 18, CMD 13, Fort 4, Ref 1, Will 1, CMB +2, Base Attack Bonus 1 reach Lance (-) 4 (1d6+2, x3) Longsword (-) 4 (1d6+2, 19-20/x2) Shortbow (20) 3 (1d4, x3) Scale Mail, Heavy Steel Shield (+5 Armor, +2 Shield, +1 Dex, +1 Size) Abilities Str 14, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 12, Cha 14 Condition None From Challenge: +1 damage v big skelly, +1 AC v big skelly as long as he's between it and Bianca, -2 ac v other skellies fight Defensively: +2 ac, -4 attack Shield bash: -2 AC cause the shield is in use Net: AC 21 v minion skellies, AC 24 v boss skelly Actions Crunch and OOC Neskas Free: move: nope standard: Fight defensively - shield bash Full Round: swift: Snappy free: Standard: Order of the Guard - declaring Bianca as his 'ward' for the day. Just gives him an AC bonus when he challenges something as long as he's between the challengee and Bianca.

Brucilde Brucilde just raises an eyebrow and waits for the 'kid' to continue. Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2891667][B][SIZE=+1]Brucilda Ashdottir[/SIZE][/B][/URL] F CG Tiefling (halforc parentage) Arcanist (blade adept), [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 2, [B]HP[/B] 8/8, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 12, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 10, [B]CMD[/b] 14, [B]Fort[/B] 1, [B]Ref[/B] 2, [B]Will[/B] 2, [B]CMB[/B] +2, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 0 [B]bonded weapon, MW Battleaxe [/B] 3 (2d6+2, x3) (+2 Dex) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 14, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 9 [B]Condition[/B] None F CG Tiefling (halforc parentage) Arcanist (blade adept), Level 1, Init 2, HP 8/8, Speed 30 AC 12, Touch 12, Flat-footed 10, CMD 14, Fort 1, Ref 2, Will 2, CMB +2, Base Attack Bonus 0 bonded weapon, MW Battleaxe 3 (2d6+2, x3) (+2 Dex) Abilities Str 14, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 9 Condition None Current AC: 16 (mage armor) Actions Crunch Active Effects: Mage armor ~50 min remaining Standard: Attack 1 (not that it matters, but I forgot about inspire courage in the rolls)

Bertram Unable to stop himself, Bertram sniggers, then loses control and starts laughing. "Glory is our right? Didn't those of us who where hunting glory and honors all stay in the army? More secret squirrel officer talk aimed at getting good soldiers killed so they can have a spot of tea on the next hill over. " He peers at the helmet for a moment. "You know, that proves nothing more than that you know a competent smith." Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2838712][B][SIZE=+1]Bertram Ebonviper[/SIZE][/B][/URL] M LE Human Unchained Rogue (Charlatan), [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 5, [B]HP[/B] 9/9, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 17, [B]Touch[/B] 14, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 13, [B]CMD[/b] 14, [B]Fort[/B] 1, [B]Ref[/B] 6, [B]Will[/B] 0, [B]CMB[/B] 0, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 0, [B]Action Points[/B] 1 [B] Rapier [/B] 4 (1d6, 18-20/x2) [B] Dagger [/B] 4 (1d4, 19-20/x2) [B]MW Studded Leather[/B] (+3 Armor, +4 Dex) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 11, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 14 [B]Condition[/B] None M LE Human Unchained Rogue (Charlatan), Level 1, Init 5, HP 9/9, Speed 30 AC 17, Touch 14, Flat-footed 13, CMD 14, Fort 1, Ref 6, Will 0, CMB 0, Base Attack Bonus 0, Action Points 1 Rapier 4 (1d6, 18-20/x2) Dagger 4 (1d4, 19-20/x2) MW Studded Leather (+3 Armor, +4 Dex) Abilities Str 11, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 14 Condition None Actions Crunch

Hoograwr "That was decidedly unpleasant. What is going on?" HooGrawr looks around for any indication of a source of the problem. Actions/Rolls Active effects: Full standard: Move: Free: Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=1794286][B][SIZE=+1]HooGrawr[/SIZE][/B][/URL] F CN/CG Just ... don't ask Owlbear/Barbarian 1 | Nymph, [B]Level[/B] 5, [B]Init[/B] 2, [B]HP[/B] 67/67, [B]DR[/B] 2/cold iron, [B]Speed[/B] 40 (swim 20) [B]AC[/B] 27, [B]Touch[/B] 17, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 25, [B]Fort[/B] 13, [B]Ref[/B] 10, [B]Will[/B] 8, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 5 [B]x2 Claw [/B] 10 (1d6+4, ) [B] Warhammer +1 [/B] 11 (2d6+5, x3) [B] Peck [/B] 5 (1d8+2, ) [B] Studded Leather Armor +1[/B], [B] Darkwood Shield +1[/B] (+4 Armor, +3 Shield, +2 Dex, +1 Size, +4 Deflect, +3 Natural) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 18, Dex 15, Con 16, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 19 [B]Condition[/B] As Shown: Deceptively innocent form Natural form: Large size, no armor and -2 to AC and attack (from size change) F CN/CG Just ... don't ask Owlbear/Barbarian 1 | Nymph, Level 5, Init 2, HP 67/67, DR 2/cold iron, Speed 40 (swim 20) AC 27, Touch 17, Flat-footed 25, Fort 13, Ref 10, Will 8, Base Attack Bonus 5 x2 Claw 10 (1d6+4, ) Warhammer +1 11 (2d6+5, x3) Peck 5 (1d8+2, ) Studded Leather Armor +1, Darkwood Shield +1 (+4 Armor, +3 Shield, +2 Dex, +1 Size, +4 Deflect, +3 Natural) Abilities Str 18, Dex 15, Con 16, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 19 Condition As Shown: Deceptively innocent form Natural form: Large size, no armor and -2 to AC and attack (from size change)

Pathfinder has a : Whip, Scorpion Cost 5 gp Weight 3 lbs. Damage 1d3 (small), 1d4 (medium) Critical x2 Type slashing Category light Proficiency exotic Weapon Group flails Special This whip has a series of razor-sharp blades and fangs inset along its tip. It deals lethal damage, even to creatures with armor bonuses. If you are proficient with both the scorpion whip and whip, you can use a scorpion whip in either the normal way (as a light performance weapon) or as a whip. When you use a scorpion whip as a whip, it is equivalent to a whip, but deals lethal damage and can harm creatures regardless of their armor bonus. For comparison, here is the standard whip in Pathfinder: Cost 1 gp Weight 2 lbs. Damage 1d2 (small), 1d3 (medium) Critical x2 Type slashing Category one-handed Proficiency exotic Weapon Group flails Special , , , A whip deals no damage to any creature with an of +1 or higher or a of +3 or higher. The whip is treated as a melee weapon with 15-foot reach, though you don’t threaten the area into which you can make an attack. In addition, unlike most other weapons with reach, you can use it against foes anywhere within your reach (including adjacent foes). Using a whip provokes an , just as if you had used a ranged weapon. You can use the feat to apply your modifier instead of your modifier to attack rolls with a whip sized for you, even though it isn’t a light weapon. Wielding a whip in two hands does not add 1-1/2 times your Strength modifier to damage rolls as with other weapons (UE update).

Barhuce “The dust isn’t disturbed. It wasn’t important enough for your dad to look at, so we can come back to it.” Barhuce says as he follows Vri to the next door. Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2740751][B][SIZE=+1]Barhuce[/SIZE][/B][/URL] M NG Human (Kellid) Alchemist (CryptBreaker, Chirurgeon), [B]Level[/B] 2, [B]Init[/B] 4, [B]HP[/B] 15/15, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 15, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 13, [B]CMD[/b] 14, [B]Fort[/B] 4, [B]Ref[/B] 5, [B]Will[/B] 0, [B]CMB[/B] +2, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 1 [B]1d8 v undead or constructs, DC 14 Alkahest Bomb (5/day) [/B] 3 (1d4+4, x2) [B] light Mace [/B] 1 (1d6+1, x2) [B] Dagger [/B] 1 (1d4+1, 19-20/x2) [B] Lamellar Cuirass[/B] (+2 Armor, +2 Dex, +1 Deflect) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 12, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 10 [B]Condition[/B] None M NG Human (Kellid) Alchemist (CryptBreaker, Chirurgeon), Level 2, Init 4, HP 15/15, Speed 30 AC 15, Touch 12, Flat-footed 13, CMD 14, Fort 4, Ref 5, Will 0, CMB +2, Base Attack Bonus 1 1d8 v undead or constructs, DC 14 Alkahest Bomb (5/day) 3 (1d4+4, x2) light Mace 1 (1d6+1, x2) Dagger 1 (1d4+1, 19-20/x2) Lamellar Cuirass (+2 Armor, +2 Dex, +1 Deflect) Abilities Str 12, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 10 Condition None Actions Crunch Free: Standard: Readied action:

Lipton

Are you not familiar with Sluggy Freelance?

You expect us to believe that Bun-Bun drawing is your portrait?

race

That would probably be history. I would guess this check would be more to see if standard skelly or something more advanced?

"Vrixx not tell you. Izoze kill Vrixx if Vrixx talk. Izoze kill you for not lett Vrixx out. Freeze the blood in your fingers and toes we will." The little thing's shoulders droop. "Vrixx not know why we work with traitor Rohkar anyway."

Brucilde "'course." Brucilde replies and cancells the spell. She straightens up slightly and rests the tip of her almost comically oversized axe on the floor. "Now kid. Talk. What you go through? Why this?" Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2891667][B][SIZE=+1]Brucilda Ashdottir[/SIZE][/B][/URL] F CG Tiefling (halforc parentage) Arcanist (blade adept), [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 2, [B]HP[/B] 8/8, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 12, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 10, [B]CMD[/b] 14, [B]Fort[/B] 1, [B]Ref[/B] 2, [B]Will[/B] 2, [B]CMB[/B] +2, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 0 [B]bonded weapon, MW Battleaxe [/B] 3 (2d6+2, x3) (+2 Dex) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 14, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 9 [B]Condition[/B] None F CG Tiefling (halforc parentage) Arcanist (blade adept), Level 1, Init 2, HP 8/8, Speed 30 AC 12, Touch 12, Flat-footed 10, CMD 14, Fort 1, Ref 2, Will 2, CMB +2, Base Attack Bonus 0 bonded weapon, MW Battleaxe 3 (2d6+2, x3) (+2 Dex) Abilities Str 14, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 9 Condition None Current AC: 16 (mage armor) Actions Crunch Active Effects: Mage armor ~50 min remaining Standard: Attack 1 (not that it matters, but I forgot about inspire courage in the rolls)

HooGrawr started as me trying to come up with the silliest combo I could think of, but when spellweaver got banned - no more 6 armed owlbear. She is a nymph/owlbear hybrid with 1 level in Barbarian. Nymph gives her the equivalent to level 5 druid spellcasting. She has a couple of racial control abilities as well. Characterwise, she is, or tries very hard to be, reserved, prim, and proper. At some point she decided that she should present as civilized and that the governess characters in some stories she read were the epitome of that.

Neskas Weengoditin Neskas nods his understanding. "Come then Villain. You will break on the rock of Sir Neskas' shield." Then he settles into a defensive stance. Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2751552][B][SIZE=+1]Snappy[/SIZE][/B][/URL] M N WolfDog Mount (Charger), [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 2, [B]HP[/B] -9/18, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 17, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 15, [B]CMD[/b] 15, [B]Fort[/B] 4, [B]Ref[/B] 5, [B]Will[/B] 1, [B]CMB[/B] +3, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 1 [B] Bite [/B] 3 (1d6+2, x2) [B] Studded Leather Barding[/B] (+3 Armor, +2 Dex, +2 Deflect) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 15, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6 [B]Condition[/B] None M N WolfDog Mount (Charger), Level 1, Init 2, HP -9/18, Speed 30 AC 17, Touch 12, Flat-footed 15, CMD 15, Fort 4, Ref 5, Will 1, CMB +3, Base Attack Bonus 1 Bite 3 (1d6+2, x2) Studded Leather Barding (+3 Armor, +2 Dex, +2 Deflect) Abilities Str 15, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6 Condition None [URL=/sheets/?id=2751540][B][SIZE=+1]Neskas Weengoditin[/SIZE][/B][/URL] m NG Gnome Cavalier, [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 3, [B]HP[/B] 5/13, [B]Speed[/B] 15 [B]AC[/B] 19, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 18, [B]CMD[/b] 13, [B]Fort[/B] 4, [B]Ref[/B] 1, [B]Will[/B] 1, [B]CMB[/B] +2, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 1 [B]reach Lance (-) [/B] 4 (1d6+2, x3) [B] Longsword (-) [/B] 4 (1d6+2, 19-20/x2) [B] Shortbow (20) [/B] 3 (1d4, x3) [B] Scale Mail[/B], [B] Heavy Steel Shield[/B] (+5 Armor, +2 Shield, +1 Dex, +1 Size) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 14, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 12, Cha 14 [B]Condition[/B] None m NG Gnome Cavalier, Level 1, Init 3, HP 5/13, Speed 15 AC 19, Touch 12, Flat-footed 18, CMD 13, Fort 4, Ref 1, Will 1, CMB +2, Base Attack Bonus 1 reach Lance (-) 4 (1d6+2, x3) Longsword (-) 4 (1d6+2, 19-20/x2) Shortbow (20) 3 (1d4, x3) Scale Mail, Heavy Steel Shield (+5 Armor, +2 Shield, +1 Dex, +1 Size) Abilities Str 14, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 12, Cha 14 Condition None From Challenge: +1 damage v big skelly, +1 AC v big skelly as long as he's between it and Bianca, -2 ac v other skellies Total Defense: +4 ac Net: AC 21 v minion skellies, AC 24 v boss skelly Actions Crunch and OOC Neskas Free: move: standard: Full Round: Total defense swift: challenge the main baddy Snappy free: Standard: Order of the Guard - declaring Bianca as his 'ward' for the day. Just gives him an AC bonus when he challenges something as long as he's between the challengee and Bianca.

Bertram Bertram puts on an alarmed expression. "Wait! She wants to kill us all? Isn't that the only way anyone's troubles ever actually end?" Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2838712][B][SIZE=+1]Bertram Ebonviper[/SIZE][/B][/URL] M LE Human Unchained Rogue (Charlatan), [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 5, [B]HP[/B] 9/9, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 17, [B]Touch[/B] 14, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 13, [B]CMD[/b] 14, [B]Fort[/B] 1, [B]Ref[/B] 6, [B]Will[/B] 0, [B]CMB[/B] 0, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 0, [B]Action Points[/B] 1 [B] Rapier [/B] 4 (1d6, 18-20/x2) [B] Dagger [/B] 4 (1d4, 19-20/x2) [B]MW Studded Leather[/B] (+3 Armor, +4 Dex) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 11, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 14 [B]Condition[/B] None M LE Human Unchained Rogue (Charlatan), Level 1, Init 5, HP 9/9, Speed 30 AC 17, Touch 14, Flat-footed 13, CMD 14, Fort 1, Ref 6, Will 0, CMB 0, Base Attack Bonus 0, Action Points 1 Rapier 4 (1d6, 18-20/x2) Dagger 4 (1d4, 19-20/x2) MW Studded Leather (+3 Armor, +4 Dex) Abilities Str 11, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 14 Condition None Actions Crunch

Brucilde "Thanks Teza" Brucilde calls out as she attempts to do the same for Gareth. It is another fairly massive swing that, again, misses. Statblock [URL=/sheets/?id=2891667][B][SIZE=+1]Brucilda Ashdottir[/SIZE][/B][/URL] F CG Tiefling (halforc parentage) Arcanist (blade adept), [B]Level[/B] 1, [B]Init[/B] 2, [B]HP[/B] 8/8, [B]Speed[/B] 30 [B]AC[/B] 12, [B]Touch[/B] 12, [B]Flat-footed[/B] 10, [B]CMD[/b] 14, [B]Fort[/B] 1, [B]Ref[/B] 2, [B]Will[/B] 2, [B]CMB[/B] +2, [B]Base Attack Bonus[/B] 0 [B]bonded weapon, MW Battleaxe [/B] 3 (2d6+2, x3) (+2 Dex) [B]Abilities[/B] Str 14, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 9 [B]Condition[/B] None F CG Tiefling (halforc parentage) Arcanist (blade adept), Level 1, Init 2, HP 8/8, Speed 30 AC 12, Touch 12, Flat-footed 10, CMD 14, Fort 1, Ref 2, Will 2, CMB +2, Base Attack Bonus 0 bonded weapon, MW Battleaxe 3 (2d6+2, x3) (+2 Dex) Abilities Str 14, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 18, Wis 10, Cha 9 Condition None Current AC: 16 (mage armor) Actions Crunch Active Effects: Mage armor ~50 min remaining Standard: Attack 1 (not that it matters, but I forgot about inspire courage in the rolls)

I'd completely missed that about crossbreed, thanks.

The creature cackles for a minute, then stops as it realizes Keanu is serious. It stops and puts on a parody of a very serious, ernest face. "Yes. Vrixx promise. Vrixx will not stab anyone on the way out. Vrixx will just leave."

Mostly I just want powerful build without the dex penalty. Edit: I'd missed (at least yesterday when I was re-looking at this) the con to natural armor bonus

He's got no social skills so all he can do is tell it like he sees it and try not to be a jerk while doing so.

I lost track of if I asked this already and I can't find the answer in the banned/allowed lists so... Can I use the ? I thought I would finally make that arcane archer I've been kicking around my head for a while.