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Lex Samreeth

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I think this, from Carpe Jugulum, remains the most badass thing I've ever read in my life.

 

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It was doubtful that anyone in Slice would defy Granny Weatherwax, but Granny saw the faintest gray shadow of disapproval in the midwife's expression.

"You still reckon I should've asked Mr. Ivy?" she said.

"That's what I would have done..." the woman mumbled.

"You don't like him? You think he's a bad man?" Said Granny, adjusting her hat pins.

"No!"

"Then what's he ever done to me, that I should hurt him so?"

 

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So picture this: it's finally time to fight the BBEG, and one of his minions is a giant hungry worm. Said worm gobbles up the party healer, who has very few ways to get himself out of that situation. So, one of his comrades, who is a dragon (thanks, Battlezoo) flies into the worm's mouth and slashes the thing's belly open from the inside, quickly freeing both himself and his friend.

I was there, and that dragon's player... was me :D

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